Must Have A Sense Of Humor - Entry Level Sales & Marketing

JOB DESCRIPTION
We might be able to work together if. . .
- If you like to laugh (think Mitch Hedberg, The Hangover, Tosh.O, Stepbrothers, etc.)
- If you are not a Negative Nancy or Debbie Downer
- If as a driver you hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian you hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, you always hate cyclists.
- If sometimes you'll look down at your watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- If you feel there is great need for a sarcasm font.
Job hunting can be stressful, that's why you shouldn't take yourself too seriously.
Our firm is now hiring for entry level sales and marketing representatives. Our expanding firm has had a very successful past developing entry level candidates into competitive sales representatives that in turn create top performing market managers.
We are currently seeking entry level candidates with the "winning mindsets" to develop business careers. We want to develop and train our own people from the ground up, starting with entry level sales and marketing. Candidate promotion and pay is based on performance starting at the entry level and is NOT based on seniority. This is an entry level sales and marketing position.
WE DO NOT DO DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES. WE ARE NOT COMMISSION BASED.

QUALIFICATIONS:
Our company policy is to train people from scratch, so only send your resume if one of the following applies:
1. You have a sense of humor (in case you didn't get that earlier)
2. You work with the utmost honesty and integrity
3. You work harder than everyone you know and put 100% into your work
4. You are motivated and willing to learn
5. You have excellent communication skills, goal oriented and ambitious
6. You are willing to be trained in sales and, customer service, campaign management, test market development and public relations

All your information will be kept confidential according to EEO guidelines.